David Letterman's Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself
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DanHenderson
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David Letterman's Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself
Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Taking A One-Way Trip To Mars Wednesday, April 24, 2013
10. "Should I run this by my wife?"
9. "Will I have to connect through Atlanta?"
8. "How's the cell phone coverage?"
7. "Should I just let Iran send a monkey?"
6. "What exactly do you mean by 'one-way'?"
5. "Can I get the time off from work?"
4. "This ain't one of them Carnival Cruises, right?"
3. "Should I just eat a Mars bar?"
2. "Do I want to be the first guy not to get laid on two planets?"
1. "Am I overreacting to my first day as a news anchor?" (video of A.J. Clemente)
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Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:00 pm
RobertPearson
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Re: David Letterman's Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself
0.5. "Are there any ladies going, and do they grok Valentine Michael Smith?"
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